#truth

"YSI-what can brown do for you" (ysi-what-can-brown-do-for-you) 10/16/2013 at 21:55 • Filed to: None

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I mean we all secretly want bro-trucks

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/16/2013 at 21:57

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TDI = gets 60 MPG, still can get laid.

Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/16/2013 at 22:03

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I don't want brotruck

I'm comfortable with my little dick.

ASheep > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 10/16/2013 at 22:04

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And if you have a DPF delete downpipe, you can still roll coal, it just takes some finesse with the throttle and clutch!

getchapopcorn > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/16/2013 at 22:07

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I don't get why this has to be secret? I'm from the south and from two historic farming families; there are big trucks, HMMVWs, and a few 'H1's sitting around on different properties. Driving a 'bro truck' doesn't make you a douche bag. Everybody wants a bro truck or would love to ride in one, if you say you don't then you're lying to yourself. Let's just not unnecessarily roll coal or be a typical BMW driver. It's not hard, folks! Can't we just all be decent human beings?

getchapopcorn > Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT 10/16/2013 at 22:08

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You lie, everybody wants a bro truck or to be in a position to readily ride in one. You just don't have to be a douchebag about it.

EL_ULY > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/16/2013 at 22:09

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i dont really want that as a goal because in fact these things attract way mo bros than hoes

Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > getchapopcorn 10/16/2013 at 22:10

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I've ridden in a few, driven some HIGH hp/tq ones, and I just don't see the fascination with it.

Dunnik > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/16/2013 at 22:12

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I want a truck.

But not a bro truck.

Saw one today, in Pickering, a town just outside of Toronto. Was pulling out of the local Tim Hortons when I saw this jacked-up grey HEMI Ram with blacked out wheels and lights take the 90 degree corner ahead at speed.

First he over corrected to the left, then to the right. Then he lifted. Finally dudebro found his line and exited under full throttle. The air displacement as it passed me at speed was sufficient to throw the palm of my hand up against my face.

Nibby > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/16/2013 at 22:12

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My family has a 2010 Prius and it DOES NOT get 60mpg... the best we've gotten is 55 and we usually average 45-48

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Nibby 10/16/2013 at 22:17

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There is a black sheep in every family. At east you can admit to yours.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > ASheep 10/16/2013 at 22:17

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one of my friends actually put larger injectors on his 2003 Jetta TDI, and it rolls coal every time he nails it.

getchapopcorn > Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT 10/16/2013 at 22:19

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By 'you don't have to be a douchebag about it' I meant the person who owns and drives them around; of specific import, I find, is how a person generally comports oneself. I wasn't speaking to you or about how one need not be a douche about their liking of a bro truck — I hope it didn't come off that way. If it's not for you it's not for you; happy trails in whatever puts a smile on your face, I say.

For me 'bro trucks' are much less a 'I love that' than they are 'we need this from time to time.' But, then again, I lump HMMVWs and H1s in the group.

getchapopcorn > EL_ULY 10/16/2013 at 22:20

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brob4ho,yo!

ASheep > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 10/16/2013 at 22:26

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Nice! My golf is pre-DPF, with an ECU remap.

The best anti-tailgater trick at night: double downshift and blip the throttle, blow a big cloud of smoke, and then go back to driving normally.

Taking off at WOT from the lights is always a laugh too, white smoke from the tyres, black from the exhaust!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/16/2013 at 22:29

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Never seen a chick riding in a bro truck...

raitchison > getchapopcorn 10/16/2013 at 22:31

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I've ridden in an H1 before, I respect it's off-road capabilities but holy hell that thing is a rolling abortion in any situation not sufficiently challenging to strand your average Jeep.

Nibby > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 10/16/2013 at 22:32

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It's my dad's and either he or my sister drive it. I used to drive it more often but now probably once every few weeks.

Desu-San-Desu > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/16/2013 at 22:35

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Laid once .

Once the ladies see my shaft in all it's 2" glory, they're apparently too scared to come back for seconds.

EL_ULY > getchapopcorn 10/16/2013 at 22:38

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lol

YSI-what can brown do for you > Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT 10/16/2013 at 22:50

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Take your ricer piece of crap and just get out. You think a 4 banger can keep up with my coal burning rocket. HA think again

#sarcasm

deekster_caddy > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/16/2013 at 22:51

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I used to have a bro truck (before they were bro). I got laid.

And then I got a cooler bro truck. I got married.

Now I have a family, and this.

It's a lot of fun to drive, plus I've still got this (which I've had the whole time I had the first three) which probably didn't help me get laid at all.

Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/16/2013 at 22:52

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sorry bout your dick bro

#lol

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 10/16/2013 at 22:52

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And that's why folks think diesels suck. I put bigger nozzles in my last TDI but had a custom tune done to minimize/eliminate smoke.

YSI-what can brown do for you > Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT 10/16/2013 at 22:57

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HOW DARE YOU! It is birth defect :(

YSI-what can brown do for you > deekster_caddy 10/16/2013 at 22:59

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Based on the pictures it appears you used it for offroading purposes. So you are not bro.

YSI-what can brown do for you > Desu-San-Desu 10/16/2013 at 22:59

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Woah, two inches. Pulling out the big boys are we?

TheOnelectronic > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/16/2013 at 23:00

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If a girl is willing to sleep with you because your have a bro truck, you probably don't want anything to do with her.

YSI-what can brown do for you > TheOnelectronic 10/16/2013 at 23:02

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Same applies to cars. If you are looking for a good time and need a Lambo then you are probably going to get herpes. Don't even try getting a date with a car. . .

TheOnelectronic > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/16/2013 at 23:05

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...I'm not sure which context you're using. Is this something Ray should be worried about?

YSI-what can brown do for you > TheOnelectronic 10/16/2013 at 23:07

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I mean now that you said that. . .

Aim low, try for a Malibu. Then you might be able to get a Maserati or something.

Casper > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/16/2013 at 23:09

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No. Do not want bro truck anymore than I want a stanced Prelude.

YSI-what can brown do for you > getchapopcorn 10/16/2013 at 23:10

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Sadly every lifted truck is being driven by an asshat. Seriously, most role coal and like to smoke people at crosswalks. They are ruining the image of offroaders!

YSI-what can brown do for you > Casper 10/16/2013 at 23:17

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But brah, it will be mad low brah!

It's a "Porch-uh" > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/16/2013 at 23:19

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Big trucks get women hot about the same amount as handbrake turns.

So lots, right?

YSI-what can brown do for you > It's a "Porch-uh" 10/16/2013 at 23:22

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What do you think the back of the truck is for? Utility? Psh, its for transporting the ladies.

scoob > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/16/2013 at 23:23

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#bragging

Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/16/2013 at 23:26

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It's a "Porch-uh" > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/16/2013 at 23:30

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"Climb on in, bitches. Don't mind the billowing soot."

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 10/16/2013 at 23:40

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well, some people just want to watch the world burn.. I drive my father's old '04 TDI with no mods, and it's great.

FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/16/2013 at 23:42

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I drive a "bro truck" and love it. I will always own at least one lifted truck or SUV, gas prices be damned. I do take mine off road and get it muddy as hell though so take it with a grain of salt.

deekster_caddy > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/16/2013 at 23:47

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Phew, that makes me feel better! I am saved! Not a bro!

So wait, people build trucks like that and don't take them offroad? What nonsense is this?

YSI-what can brown do for you > deekster_caddy 10/16/2013 at 23:49

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I don't know. They think it looks good, but other than that. . . I really don't know why they do it. They are pretty much destroying their trucks.

YSI-what can brown do for you > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 10/16/2013 at 23:52

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The difference though is you actually go offroading. Also, do you role coal?

Ferrero1911 > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/16/2013 at 23:54

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Makes me think of these guys

FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/17/2013 at 00:08

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I drive a gasser. But I'd be lying if I didn't say the concept appeals to me.

YSI-what can brown do for you > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 10/17/2013 at 00:28

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I mean if you want to, more power to you. Although, don't forget the brown internet dude who will always despise you. I know, this is just stopping you from liking rolling coal. . .

midnightautoparts > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/17/2013 at 07:42

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I was following a Prius down the highway that was smoking like it was rolling coal. Was it some kind of Bro-hybrid?

zadtheinhaler > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 10/17/2013 at 08:59

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Everyone knows that real trucks are dirty. Straight up, dude.

Who needs sway bars anyway > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 10/17/2013 at 09:25

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Same here, I may be selling my jeep now, But I will have another as soon as possible!

Pure87 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2013 at 19:51

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I have seen them full of dudes though.